Monday, January 31


I'm a safe cracker!




From the "Those who forget the past are condemned to repeat it" files:


U.S. Encouraged by Vietnam Vote :
Officials Cite 83% Turnout Despite Vietcong Terror

by Peter Grose, Special to the New York Times (9/4/1967)

WASHINGTON, Sept. 3-- United States officials were surprised and heartened today at the size of turnout in South Vietnam's presidential election despite a Vietcong terrorist campaign to disrupt the voting.

According to reports from Saigon, 83 per cent of the 5.85 million registered voters cast their ballots yesterday. Many of them risked reprisals threatened by the Vietcong.

The size of the popular vote and the inability of the Vietcong to destroy the election machinery were the two salient facts in a preliminary assessment of the nation election based on the incomplete returns reaching here.

Thursday, January 27


Thank God someone out there is a ruthless defender of cockfighting. It's a shame that twatfighers will have the same uphill battle as the WNBA.

Monday, January 24


YO YO YO, this is the SHIT, NI'A!

Check out the spinnaz you can get fo' yo' creepers, too!

Sunday, January 23

If only they really aired ads like this.

Monday, January 17

Craig gave me the raddest wallet ever for my birthday! Took it to Vegas and I won $300 the first day!*




*I lost $300 the next day, but your mileage may vary.