Friday, March 16
Wednesday, March 14
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The Conservative Hall of Fame
Beautiful, man, beautiful. I'm weeping.
Christian Re-Versed Lyrics
An entire index of song lyrics modified to fit the born-again Christian sect. If you weren't offended by zealots yet, this is just the thing!
"I am the walrus" becomes "I can't get born again / I can't get born again / 'cause I'm a walrus / boo-hoo boo-hoo"
And what sporting event would be complete without "We will rock you"'s stomping opening of Freddie Mercury belting out:
"Buddy, you're a boy cryin' out for someone to help you / with the troubles that plague you / overwhelm you got no help, no love, no face / Screamin' your pain all over the place - I say: / Jesus Christ can save you! / Jesus Christ can save you!"
If these people are so thrilled to go be with God, I wish they'd hurry up and get there.
Thursday, March 8
Peter Pan's Home Page!
I'm.... I'm..... stunned.
Vegetarian Gets $215 for Bone in Plane MealThis
is a fair settlement. If he had spilled hot chicken soup in his lap, he would have gotten $215 million.
"Caution: the contents of the meal you are about to enjoy may be hot, contain animal parts, and will try to cop a feel on the first date. Management assumes no responsibility for the actions of the entree."
Bomb squad humor!
demian.5 comics: When I Am King
Online comics come of age.
Friday, March 2
Hatten ‰r din ††-†-††The hat is yours
Somehow, this translation of the flash animation looks suspect. But hell, it's a fun read.
MINDSTORMS Droid Developer Kit for $30 (save 70 freakin' bucks)
One of the things I miss about having a dual income is being able to buy toys like this and not feel it. But, alas, I have to remind myself:
"Write yourself a fucking Porsche, you idiot."